Categories: Happiness

Funny Quotes & Jokes That Will Instantly Bring A Smile To Your Face

Lighten up your mood and bring a smile to your face by reading these funny quotes and jokes.

· “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.” -Lily Tomlin

· Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humour and a good approach to life, that’s beautiful.” -Rashida Jones

· “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girad

· “Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.” – Mother Teresa

· “Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.” -George Eliot

· “Before you put on a frown, make sure there are no smiles available.” -Jim Beggs

· “Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more and don’t get so worked up about things.” -Kenneth Branagh

· “You can’t shine like a diamond if you are not willing to get cut like a diamond!” -Eric Thomas

· “I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade…And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” -Ron White

· “I don’t have a funny bone in my body; now I know why my surgeon’s bills are so high.” -Rory R. Cuphist

· “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.” -Unknown

· “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get a warm feeling that it brings.” -Robert Bloch

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