Categories: Happiness

Funny things to tweet when you are out of ideas!

Twitter is a social media app where you can post your thoughts in short. Managing your Twitter account is not that difficult, if you want to reach a larger set of audience here’s what you can do.

– Use great hashtags

– Set target audience

– Put great content

– Re share relatable content

– Avoid offensive content

However, if you have run out of ideas here are some funny things you can post on your Twitter account to keep the account active.


The one-liners

· I have a dog to provide me with unconditional love but I also have a cat to remind me that I don’t deserve it: it’s all about balance.

· Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

· Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

· Did Noah include termites on the ark?

· Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright before they open their mouth.

The sad yet funny truths

· If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

· He who laughs last … just didn’t get the joke.

· The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

· We men are fascinated by the things we don’t really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts.

· A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

· Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

· Go 3 days without your favourite thing. Then go 3 days without sleep. It turns out sleep is actually your favourite thing.

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